The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, cursed are you above all cattle, and above all wild animals; upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel."
"I always had trouble distinguishing between what happened and what merely might have happened, but I remain unconvinced that the distinction, for my purposes, matters." -Joan Didion
I am won over with offers of:
(1) plane tickets, theatre tickets, concert tickets for anything folky;
(2) late start times, obsolete alarm clocks, afternoon brunch;
(3) charming personal anecdotes, a good bullshit story, choosing one’s own adventure;
(4) pickles, multiple forms of the potato, every form of chocolate;
(5) and dogs. All of them.
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The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, cursed are you above all cattle, and above all wild animals; upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel."
Wow, you know I had something witty to say. Then I read the Reverand's comments and I don't know...I think I have to go repent or something...
I'm trying to decide if the Reverend is one of my hysterical friends or one of the crazy internets people...
your synthetic pink python boots were just jealous of your synthetic pink hair......as for the reverEnd....i wouldnt worry, he can't spell!
it's true I can't. but that's why on the 8th day God created spellcheck. and he saw that it was good.
Spellck? to, too, two....thru, through.......yeh, right! or is that rite or write?
ha. did you ever figure this was me?
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