Is it weird I like the bran flakes? Dry? In handfuls?
I feel like the point of raisin bran is to get you to eat something good for you (the bran flakes) by giving you some kind of bribe/reward (the raisins).
that's like eating lucky charms for the stupid oaties... or buying honey smacks for the 7 essetial vitamins and minerals and not the flashing skullshead pirate keychain free inside...
"I always had trouble distinguishing between what happened and what merely might have happened, but I remain unconvinced that the distinction, for my purposes, matters." -Joan Didion
I am won over with offers of:
(1) plane tickets, theatre tickets, concert tickets for anything folky;
(2) late start times, obsolete alarm clocks, afternoon brunch;
(3) charming personal anecdotes, a good bullshit story, choosing one’s own adventure;
(4) pickles, multiple forms of the potato, every form of chocolate;
(5) and dogs. All of them.
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that's like eating lucky charms for the stupid oaties... or buying honey smacks for the 7 essetial vitamins and minerals and not the flashing skullshead pirate keychain free inside...
it's true, a flashing skullshead pirate keychain would increase my enjoyment of the cereal...
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