Quote of Monday night:
After making our way through a tiny*, stanky-ass, cobble-stoned alley to a Chinese food place, the following exchange took place over some MaPo Tofu and mixed veggies and rice...ALAE: I come from a long line of virgins.
VANIA (Alae's mom): It's more like, you come from a long line of whores.
Male shrieking ensues.
While Alae struggled to maintain the utmost standards of Victorian propriety and virginity (which I say because I know he'll take that as a compliment as he reads this), Alae, you should know we loved your mom! She's great. You should invite her out more often. And you can come, too.
*Seriously, the buildings were little more than shoulder-width apart. We thought it was a joke, where our gullibility was being tested to see if we'd follow down an alley that looked like 1) someplace you should never walk down, and 2) noplace you'd find any restaurants. We failed the test, but made off with some good, cheap Chinese food.
posted by Halley @ 8:20 AM
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